Sunday, July 10, 2011

Mari Menanam Buah2 di Dusun





Assalamualaikum!!~
Apa khabar sume~ HArap korunk sume sehat..
Okay, Siput nak kongsi cket sal Dusun Siput kat kuching..
Dusun nie baru agy, baru buka tahun lepas..
Nak bersihkan sebuah dusun bukan senang..
Tebang sane.. tebang sini..meracun..
Potong rumput agy... Hutan 2 wei~
Dah berbulan, baru nampak luas~ 

On the way~ 

Memulakan perjalanan pergi dusun!! Tengok arr.. Banyak pokok nak tanam, sampai
nampak daun dye berjuntai sampai tempat siput drive.. hehe..


ALamak, kte dah sampai~ 
Ni la keadaan nya..lam hutan.. huhu... Seramm~
hahahaa...


Kte luaskan dulu tempat 2 sebelum nak tanam yerr~ ngeehehe...
Ayah pulak jadi model kat ctu~ hehe..


Taiko (abg ipar) sedang mencangkul untuk menanam pokok.


Okay, sambil dye mencangkul, kte amik anak pokok untuk ditanam.. huhu..
Muke malu2 kucing tuuu~


Yeayy~ dah siap satu pokok~ ni pokok kelape.. Kte tanam pokok kelapa
dulu..pastu pokok len pulak kat belakang~


Jangan luper tanam serai yerr~ Jadi, xyah nak beli2 agy kat luar~
JIMATT~


Senja pown dah menjelma... Masa untuk balik umah~ yeay~ 




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Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Cabaran: Jangan Ketawa, Kalau Berani Sila Cuba







Malaysian history

Dilarang senyum atau ketawa semasa menjawab, kalau tidak anda akan
digagalkan dari Ujian Sekolah Gagal Seumur Hidup (USGSH).

1. Siapakah yang membuka Melaka?
a. Param
b. Parameswari
c. Paramugari Terlampau
d. Parameswara
e. Paray

2. Pada tahun 1771, seorang penjelajah Inggeris telah tiba di sebuah
kawasan yang dikenali sebagai New Hebrides, siapakah dia?
a. Kapten Hook
b. Kapten Crook
c. Kapten Cook
d. Kapten Cool
e. Kapten Boleh

3. Siapakah yang pernah menjadi pemerintah Sarawak?
a. Brooke Shields
b. James Beruk
c. James Bond
d. Sapok Biki
e. James Brooke

4. Siapakah yang membuka Pulau Pinang?
a. Torch Light
b. Traffic Light
c. Lighter
d. Light and Easy
e. Francis Light

5. Salah seorang pahlawan melayu terbilang?
a. Tuk Janggut
b. Tuk Misai
c. Tuk Sideburn
d. Tuk Misai A Galak
e. Tuk Bulu Hidung

6. Pahlawan Melayu di Pahang?
a. Mat Kilau
b. Mat Silau
c. M Daud Kilau
d. Mat Sentul
e. Mat Rempit

7. Siapakah Residen Inggeris di Negeri Perak yang dibunuh oleh Datuk
Maharajalela?
a. Jawa Jerongos
b. J.W.W Birch
c. Jay Jay
d. J.W.Marriot
e. Jawa Rangers

8. Negara manakah yang menjajah Tanah Melayu selepas Portugis?
a. Ayam Belanda
b. Bela Anda
c. Blender
d. Belanda
e. Blunder

9. Apakah antara hantaran yang diminta Puteri Gunung Ledang kepada
Sultan Melaka?
a. 7 dulang hati nyamuk
b. 7 dulang tongkeng ayam
c. 7 dulang tahi hidung
d. 7 dulang tahi lalat
e. 7 dulang gigi arnab

10. Siapakah puteri Pahang yang mencintai Hang Tuah?
a. Tun Mahathir
b. Tan Tin Tun
c. Tun Tak Tahu Eja
d. Tun Teja
e. Tun Jane Abdullah

11. Siapakah puteri Negeri China yang berkahwin dengan Sultan Melaka?
a. Puteri Hang Li Po
b. Puteri Kepala Hotak Hang!
c. Puteri Opah Hang!
d. Puteri Hang Go Poh
e. Puteri Hang Cing

12. Ikan apakah yang melanggar Singapura?
a. Ikan Bilis
b. Ikan Masin
c. Ikan Kembung Masak Asam
d. Ikan kekek mak iloi-iloi
e. Ikan Todak

13. Siapakah Ketua Kominis Malaya?
a. CIMB Bank
b. Chin Peng
c. Soh Chin Aun
d. Chim Pan Zee
e. Chin Chau


p/s : pasti anda gagal.

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Monday, July 4, 2011

Al-Kisah Handphone Nokia 5300





Yeowww!!Wassapp!!
Assalamualaikum!~ Apa khabar suma?
.........
=,=' sunyi nyer.. 
xde owg jwb pun...

Xpe2.. Ada ubi ada bas.. 
Xda ubi? Xda la bas...
Berita gembira siput nak sampaikan adalah...
Tepon Nokia 5300 siput dah hidup semula!!!
Setelah sekian lama dye memejamkan mata...
memekakkan telinga.. yerrr~
Akhirnya, telah bangun semula!!!
Setelah Siput bedah2 dye, tukar paru2..
tukar jantung.. tukar anu2 dye..hahaha.. 


Tepon ni la paling2 setia kat siput sejak siput sekolah lagi,
sampai la sekarang..siput dah bekerja~
Huhu!!~ Panjang umo la tpon kesayangan aku~~
I Love You!! I love youuu!!!





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Sunday, July 3, 2011

Mimpi Berblogging








Semalam Siput mimpi berblogging larr...
Xtau knape..
Mungkin lame x update blog kot..
Dah merajuk kat blog nieyh...

Smalam, mimpi, punya la panjang entry..
tup..tup..
Ai~ mimpi jer.. Ergghhh!!
Kalau la aku ingat pe yang aku tulish!!!
Geram betol!!




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Saturday, June 25, 2011

Keadaan Lan semasa Accident.





Terbaring!

Kat wad kecemasan.
Keadaan? Belom sedar.. tido kat? cedap dye tido kat ctu..

Nak  bertukar jadi iron man..





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Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Siput Lawan Ular Sawa



Huhu...
Siput dapat ke lawan ular sawa?
Siput 2 la aku.. hahaha.. Saje nak share video lame Siput kat korunk.
Video ni di amik : ‎Saturday, ‎July ‎11, ‎2009, ‏‎6:27:00 PM




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Satu Kampung terkena Litar Pintas!





BERITA TAK TERGEMPAR!! 


Kampung Sentosa Salim atau dikenali juga sebagai 
Kampung Usahajaya Baru, terjadi satu kejadian yang tidak pernah berlaku
dan kejadian ini adalah kali pertama berlaku di Kampung tersebut.
(Kampung Siput la 2)
Hehe..

21/06/2011, hari Selasa, kejadian litar pintas telah berlaku di sekitar kampung
dan mengakibatkan beberapa alat-alat elektrik di rumah terbakar dan hangus.
Majoritinya adalah televisyen dan kipas hangus dan tidak dapat digunakan lagi.

Skema sungguh!! hak3..Dapat x Siput menulis surat khabar?
Kejadian nie betul2 terjadi kat kampung Siput tau..
Malam nieyh xdapat tengok TV!!! Uwwaaaa!!! Ishkk..

Siput difahamkan oleh orang2 kampung, sebab-sebab kejadian 2 adalah disebabkan oleh 
kontraktor yang sedang membaik pulih jalan raya kat depan lorong Siput.
Sambungnya lagi, wayar elektrik terputus disebabkan oleh kren kontraktor 2, sebab 2 la litar pintas berlaku.

Orang-orang kampung wat laporan polis untuk ganti rugi disebabkan kecuaian kontraktor.
Alamak ai.. Kerugian tu besar giler! Bukan sebuah rumah je yang rosak tv n kipas.
Hampir seluruh kawasan tuh~ Pape pown, 
tengok berita kat surat khabar esok je la...







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Harimau nak makan bank RHB





Dengar khabar angin, RHB nak kene ambik Maybank..Xtau ler cmne citer sebenar.
Xtau nak bergabung ke atau Maybank nak amik RHB.
Dengar2 je la.. Tapi x tau betol ke x..
Jadi, Siput suke cari tanye kat pak cik GOOGLE.
Check2..dapat sedikit kebenaran tentangnya, kat cnie, citernyew~~
(Alamak! T kne marah Anwar Hadi lak gne nyeww~)


Sejarah dye dulu..
Nama bank, BANK UTAMA.

transforms!!!!
Jadilah RHB Bank.

Lepas nieyh, pe plak ea??
Ntah2 lenyap terus.. ataupun tukar nama agy..
Antara dua 2 je la lagi...



*apew je la post nieyh! herrgghh!! bodoh punya siput.. lembab betol..




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Sunday, June 19, 2011

Pulut panggang sepanjang sembilan meter berjaya dihasilkan



SIBU:

 Pulut panggang sepanjang sembilan meter berjaya dihasilkan dalam pertandingan membuat pulut panggang sempena Pesta Pulut Panggang Sibu 2011 di Taman Harmoni di sini, semalam.


Petikan asal dari Utusan Sarawak




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Jom tengok horoskop!!







Horoskop sesuatu yang menarik bagi seseorang yang
ingin tahu tentang kehidupannya pada bulan itu.
Kadang2 perkara yang tertulis betul, dan ada yang x betul.
Jadi terpulang kepada diri sendiri la nak percaya ke tak.

Tapi, untuk suka2 tu, boleh kot.. Xpayah nak percaya..
Cuma suka2 membandingkan keadaan sebenar dengan apa
yang tertulis kat horoskop.
Kalau betul, itu kira kebetulan jer ea.
Kalau salah, memang perkara ni x boleh dipercaya pon~
Sebab Tuhan je tahu apa yang telah tertulis untuk kita.
Jom tengok horoskop yang Siput amik dari Friendster.
Lama dah x bukak friendster. hahaha.. 

Siput nyer VIRGO.

Aries (Mar 21 - Apr 19)


The Bottom Line

Focus all your brain power on achieving one goal today, and nothing can stop you.

In Detail

What do other people truly think about you? Do they assume things about you that aren't true? Are you confident that they understand your motives? You're going to be very preoccupied with finding the answers to these questions today, because your reputation is on your mind. The key to building the reputation you crave is clear communication, but you don't need to try to aggressively sell yourself. Let your actions speak for you.

Taurus (Apr 20 - May 20)

The Bottom Line

It's wise for you to be a lot more thrifty and conservative than you usually are.

In Detail

To ensure that your latest travel plans get launched with as few complications as possible, you'll have to put planning first today. There is real value in taking your time to double-check itineraries and to take one last look online to see whether you can get there (or stay there) less expensively. You might get some confusing information on how to get to where you need to go, so today is not the time to finalize any transportation reservations.

Gemini (May 21 - Jun 21)

The Bottom Line

When your schedule frees up, check out that foreign film no one else wants to see.

In Detail

Sure, it would be awfully comfortable to have your life all laid out neatly in front of you, with no surprises and no confusing relationships -- but how fun would it be? Embrace the chaos that's in your life right now. It's stimulating your mind in a whole new way. If you get anxious about how things are going to work out, you'll be putting yourself through emotional distress for no good reason. Don't fall into that trap.

Cancer (Jun 22 - Jul 22)

The Bottom Line

Money will be on your mind today. The numbers don't lie, so you must start saving.

In Detail

Whatever problems you're having -- whether they're at work, at school, with a relative or with a friend -- are nowhere near as pressing as you think they are. You can safely step back from this situation, because it is not in danger of becoming a crisis. You're extremely sensitive right now, and you are susceptible to paranoia. Your anxiety indicates that resolving this problem is important, not that it's unsolvable.

Leo (Jul 23 - Aug 22)

The Bottom Line

Feeling fragile? Let those in power know that this is not the best time for you.

In Detail

Putting things in the right order is very important today. If you get out of whack, you will get discouraged quickly. So remember that you put on your socks before you put on your shoes, and take time to listen to all the instructions you're given before acting. You may think you know best right now (and you usually do), but you might not. Defer to the directions and advice of people who have more experience in this situation.

Virgo (Aug 23 - Sep 22)

The Bottom Line

Experiment with different compromises today and you'll be able to avoid conflict.

In Detail

Are you looking for a new romance? Keep your eyes peeled in a professional or work environment -- someone's repeated emails or questions conceal another motive. If you're not looking for romance, then make sure you don't do anything to lead anyone on. Refrain from getting too personal with your witty jokes and thoughtful comments; otherwise, you may be showing a green light to someone who should be seeing a big red one.

Libra (Sep 23 - Oct 22)

The Bottom Line

Like a brand new sponge, your brain is eager to soak up everything in sight today!

In Detail

Do you know your limits? It's time to find out what they are -- especially in terms of your social relationships with others. If you have ever been accused of 'oversharing,' then try to hold back a few of your inner thoughts today. It's not that no one cares; it's just that people have a lot of other things to think about. Wait for people to ask you what's going on in your head instead of spilling it all at the very first opportunity you get. A little mystery couldn't hurt, you know.

Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 21)

The Bottom Line

Today, you would much rather stay at home than go out. Enjoy puttering around.

In Detail

Tentative facts and figures are starting to become firm, so today might be a good day to sign finance-related paperwork or contracts. Some things that have been up in the air have floated to the ground and are no longer uncertain, so you can rest assured that promises made today will be kept. Trusting people right now will pay off -- it's a way of showing respect, and this will help you build some important relationships.

Sagittarius (Nov 22 - Dec 21)

The Bottom Line

Make someone's day today ... toss out a compliment to a stranger, and smile away.

In Detail

Believe it or not, saving money can be a lot of fun. For example, if you make your own lunch every day instead of eating out, you can try out new recipes and explore new types of food. All you need to do is apply some creativity to the task, and you will soon be enjoying the challenge of saving as much money as you can. Even if your finances are totally solid, saving money is never a bad idea. Teaching yourself to have more discipline is not as difficult as you might think.

Capricorn (Dec 22 - Jan 19)

The Bottom Line

You can create a big change today -- make that phone call you've been putting off.

In Detail

Get ready to have a very fulfilling day. One of your hard efforts is about to start paying off, or one of your most ambitious plans is about to be put into action. Results may be coming in slowly, but they are coming in -- and they are good, so don't be disheartened if you aren't quite where you want to be at the end of the day. Things are looking up, and you are gaining momentum as every minute ticks by. This is the day you have been working for.

Aquarius (Jan 20 - Feb 18)

The Bottom Line

You'll start this day with a lot of high energy -- savor it all day long.

In Detail

It's time to be your own drill sergeant. Give yourself some discipline! But don't be cruel to yourself -- simply apply some tough love. Is there a difficult task you've been avoiding, an awkward conversation you've been putting off or a tedious obligation you've been pretending doesn't exist? Well, you have to deal with it -- now. Take a deep breath and dive right in. There's no sense in delaying the inevitable. Get this over with.

Pisces (Feb 19 - Mar 20)

The Bottom Line

A key mark of your intellect is that you can admit it when you don't know something.

In Detail

Collaboration and teamwork will result in very powerful energy right now, so pitch in and volunteer to assist a neighbor or friend in need. Getting involved will zap some new excitement into your life and make you feel more valued than you've felt in a very long time. Outdoor activity is also something you might want to explore today -- some fresh air will be very good for your mood.







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Saturday, June 18, 2011

Blog Yang Bakal Kena Godam??






Assalamualaikum.
Siput ternampak beberapa entry mengenai blog2 yang bakal
kene godam. Alamak ai.. Makin menjadi kejadian godam mengodam nieyh..
Korang nak tengok list blog yang bakal di godam??


Siput dapat tau sal nie pown, dari blogger2 lain. Xyah nak bagitau blog saper..
Sebab ramai sangat yang post sal menda alah nieyh.
Macam segmen plak ea.. hak3.. Siput join je la. Ngaaa..
Siput x kisah pown kalau blog Siput nieyh kne godam pown.
Leyh wat baru. Hahaha.. Bagi yang tersenarai 2, 
buat la persediaan.. Mane tau citer ni betol an??

Siput pown x tau dari mana cerita nieyh muncul...
Cari punya cari.. Xde plak bukti kukuh..
Walaupun cam2, kene jugak ambil langkah berhati2..
Selain menukar password, backup jugak penting untuk memastikan blog anda
diselamatkan. Sebabnya, tukar password pown, dyeowg leh godam lagi..
(macam ada pengalaman mengodam jer an..)
Jadi, data2 yang korang telah hasilkan 2 lagi penting.
Betol x?? haa.. Cepat backup sekarang. X rugi pown.

Blog ni dah backup. --> blog.ariff
Siput cari(search) kat google tadi. Hak3..
Jadi, kesimpulannya, 


Jangan biarkan data Blog anda dipadam!!




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